OK, someone’s hand is holding this, so it has to exist, right? I did a little Googling just to make sure and, yes, it is a real thing! The Lookin’ Good For Jesus Fix It Kit contains a mirrored Jesus statuette, vanilla nectar lip balm, Easter-Lily hand & body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact. The top of the package, adorned with eerie looking cartoon women staring googly-eyed at the Lord, says “Get His Attention.” Clearly this treads a fine line between ‘Cool’ and ‘Oh So Wrong.’ All I can say is let your conscience be your guide. (Note: Item is Currently Unavailable at Amazon.com.
Forget the fact that he thinks Architected is a word, Domaine Home is actually praising Kanye West’sInterior Design Advice. Oy. Don’t they understand that if we keep giving him all of this attention he’ll never go away? Sigh. If you ever have a few hundred thousand to blow on an over-inflated ego, and need to learn which shade of taupe will look good on your ceiling – donate that money to a charity. Or hire Yeezus.
And to think I have lived my life fully without ever knowing Candy Eyeballs were a thing. Discover the Wonderful World of Wilton’s Candy Eyeballs at This link!
This Disco Ball Pizza Oven (Yes, I just typed that) can be found in the Viennese restaurant, Disco Volante (Flying Disc). Not only does it bake delicious pizza but it also, wait for it, spins around like a real mirror disco ball! Visit This Link to watch a video in which you will see the oven spin around, as happy restaurant goers worship it openly.
As previously reported on Boing Boing, above you will find a ’70s-era print ad for Purina tinned Cat food featuring electronic music pioneer and glam rocker Brian Eno, and his cat, Eric.
Thanks to Evelyn Chote for the Image!
Update April 2, 2017: Apparently this Ad is Fake. Oh well, it’s still Hilarious!
