Bacon-Wrapped Corn on the Cob
Holy pork bellies! Endless Simmer Dot Com has compiled a fun and mouthwatering list of 100 Uses for a Strip of Bacon. The pictures alone are wildly drool-inducing. Enjoy, fellow Bacon Lovers!
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The Cuteness
Look at this little Hamster eating a grape. How fucking cute is that? Don’t its eyes look just like those black marbles that the eyes of everyone in True Blood’s Bon Temps turn into when MaryAnn works her orgy–inciting mojo on them? Hamster orgy!
“Where the Calories Dwell…”
Behold! A scale model of the Stonehenge monument made from bacon-wrapped french toast sticks. This tasty delight can also be made by substituting Twinkies for the french toast sticks. From This Is Why You’re Fat.
“Mmm…Smells Like Bacon!”
Yes, this is a real product. From the website Smell of Books comes a variety of modern scents for your home, including: New Book Smell, Classic Musty Smell, Scent of Sensibility and Eau You Have Cats. But my favorite is the Crunchy Bacon scent, the first aroma in Smell of Books’ new Lifestyle Series™. “Designed especially for the health conscious book lover, Crunchy Bacon is a low calorie, low cholesterol alternative for your breakfast reading enjoyment. Suggested Retail Price: $4.99. What a bargain.
I Wonder How Much Mayonnaise They Used on This?
A world record has been set for the world’s longest Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato Sandwich at 179-feet, two-inches (that includes 500 pounds of savory, crispy, delicious bacon.) The previous record was 169 feet. Bacon sandwich!
Want.
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