Tag Archives: Cute Animals

Cuteness Alert: Teddy!

Photo By Gail

Geoffrey’s neighbor has the most adorable dog, Teddy (pictured above). Teddy (pronounced “Teddeeeee!”) is an inquisitive and friendly puppy, and thus is fond of traveling from his owner’s apartment over to Geoffrey’s via their adjacent balconies. Here we see Teddy posed ever so cutely in a terracotta planter. “Teddeeeee!” we called out to him, but he would not come into the apartment for a visit. Not on this occasion, anyway.

Cuteness Alert: Corgi In The Mirror


Thanks to Neatorama for the tip!

Cuteness Alert: Piglet Squid

Piglet Squid
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I’m not sure if it squeals, but I am squealing right now. Meet the Piglet Squid and find out more about its life deep in the sea at This Link.

Update July 2019

This Video of a Piglet Squid Just Made The News! Remember That You Saw It Here First!

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Cuteness Alert: Pug Puppy in Dinosaur Sweater

Pug Puppy In Dinosaur Sweater
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I can’t believe how cute this is. And yet, it exists: a photo of a pug puppy wearing a red dinosaur sweater costume. The cuteness.

Cuteness Alert: Hamster Thing Eating a Grape

Hamster with Grape

The Cuteness

Look at this little Hamster thing eating a grape. How fucking cute is that? Don’t its eyes look just like those black marbles that the eyes of everyone in True Blood’s Bon Temps turn into when MaryAnn works her orgy–inciting mojo on them? Hamster orgy!

Video of the Day: Obama Parrot says "Yes We Can!"

This totally made my day.

Thanks to Your Obama Update for the tip!

Website of the Day: Eff You, Penguin!

“The Cuteness…”

Like me, you probably have a Mom, a friend or a co-worker (or if you are very unlucky, all three) that habitually forwards you emails clogged with pictures of kittens, puppies or other animals making faces or doing similarly “cute” things. Ah, the cuteness. Half the Internets are taken up with photos and videos of the CUTEST. ANIMALS. EVER. Fuck You, Penguin takes a long, hard look at superadorable puppies, monkeys, birds and moose – and tells them, in no uncertain terms, to get fucked. Needless to say, it is my new favorite website.

What offenses have these very cute animals committed? Camels are “played out.” Ponies “try too hard,” dolphins are “smug little shits” and that “duck-billed asshole,” the platypus, is so weird that people can’t even agree on the plural form of its name. (“That’s because if you see two of these animals together, the fabric of space and time will literally tear apart.”) As for penguins, well, they’re simply too adorable to bear. Two of my favorite recent posts are “Petting Zoo Goats Are Like Stuck-Up Celebrities With Horns” and “Swans are Nature’s Porsche Drivers.” Oh, and this one about Sloths is pretty good, too. Have a look. You know you want to.