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June 7th is National Donut Day! Woo!

National Donut Day 2013
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The first Friday in June every year is celebrated in the United States as National Donut Day! This is a true thing. Today only you can get a free donut at all Dunkin Donuts (where you need to buy a beverage to get your Donut) and Krispy Kreme Donut Shops. Go! Go while you can! Get a free Donut!

June 3rd is National Donut Day!

Hey Kids! Get your Free Donut on at any Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme store in the city (and beyond), all day Friday June 3rd, in honor of National Donut Day!

Before I Forget, Happy National Donut Day!

National Donut Day

Donuts are awesome. Celebrate National Donut Day (which is today) with a free donut at Dunkin Donuts, where you need to buy a coffee to get your freebie, or at Krispy Kreme, where your fried, sugary treat is free simply for the asking. Donuts!

Top Ten Awesome Things About the Snowpocalypse

If you are reading this from anywhere near the northeastern part of the United States, or you are one of those people that just likes to follow extreme weather patterns for shits and giggles, then you are likely aware that we are having a bit of a Snowstorm here in New York City just now. I didn’t grow up with snow, so to me, a serious blizzard is still a fun and cool thing. But the truth is that snow freaks people out to the point where they almost lose their minds. You’d think it was a plague of locusts descending from heaven rather than a few flakes of frozen water. I’ve never quite understood what is it about a snowstorm that turns grown men into whimpering pussies, but nevertheless it seems to be so. I mean, it’s weather; what are you going to do about it? Lay down on the ground and cry? Surrender? Do you need your blanket? Jesus god people, IT’S JUST SOME FUCKING SNOW – get a grip.

Here are my Top Ten reasons to defend the awesomeness of what media types are calling the “Snowocalypse.”

1. Let’s face it: snow is gorgeous. In the city, you only have about an hour after the snow stops falling to really get outside and enjoy its breathtaking magnificence before the streets are filled with an ocean of grey slush and every dog in the neighborhood uses the pristine white snow banks as a toilet. So put on your fucking boots and get the fuck outside!

2. The buses are empty. The last time I was on a bus as empty as the one I was on this morning was when I was retarded enough to go in to the office on December 31st.

3. The trains are empty (see above).

4. People bring Dunkin Donuts coffee and baked goods into the office to share. Have you had Dunkin Donuts coffee? It is fucking delicious.

5. If you are very lucky, your boss commutes into Manhattan from South Jersey, so he or she decides to work from home. What a special treat this is.

6. The obnoxious, noisy-ass consultants whose desks are next to yours decide to stay home also, and you can enjoy some peace and quiet for a change. Thank you Jesus!

7. People on the streets are nicer when it snows. Because everybody is like, “Hey, it’s snowing! Let’s put aside our differences and be friends!” Or something.

8. The office will probably close early, because that is only fair to the studs and studettes who were brave enough to come in to work when everyone else is home hiding in the closet.

9. Sometimes people make snowmen, and I enjoy looking at them.

10. I don’t have to shovel it.

Enjoy the Snowpocalypse, everybody!

Happy National Donut Day!

National Donut Day
Try to Get a Free Donut today, if You think You Can

National Donut Day is a real “celebration” of sorts, which was actually invented by the Salvation Army. Please Google that fact yourself, because I am too exhausted right now to embed a website hyper link on this post. Various donut shop chains around the country are holding different promotions to celebrate this happy day honoring sugar-glazed fried dough. At the Krispy Kreme, for example, you can get a free donut just by showing up at one of their stores. But at Dunkin Donuts here in New York, you have to buy a beverage in order to get your free donut. At the DD around the corner from where I work – which is basically located in a back alley – they weren’t exactly forthcoming about the “Buy a Bevvy and Get a Free Donut” promotion, but they did eventually acquiesce to giving me a vanilla-frosted donut thing for “free” after initially trying to charge me $3.49 for medium Hazelnut Coffee. Nothing is easy.

Donut Madness: Create a New Dunkin’ Donuts Variety!


Mmm . . . Donuts

If you love donuts as much as I do, you will want to check this out. Dunkin’ Donuts is inviting to donut fans to visit its website  and create their next donut using a five-step selection process. The contest winner will be announced on June 5th, which is evidently National Donut Day (who knew?). Official rules, guidelines and design form can be found at This Link.

Thanks to Neatorama For the Tip!

Confusing Discovery of the Day: Ace Frehley In a Dunkin Donuts Commercial


I know that Dunkin Donuts sells excellent coffee and tasty donuts and everything but when I look at this commercial all I can say is…What does this even mean? According to someone I know, this is a brand new commercial for which Ace had to get permission to use his signature makeup and outfit from Gene Simmons, because he sold his trademark to the character when he left the band the first time in 1982! Way to go, Ace, as they say.