Jim Gaffigan is so hilarious. Are you already watching this? If it started on Father’s Day, I guess I need to catch up!
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Darth Vader Lightsaber Lamp
Let’s face facts: you can never have too many lamps.
Darth Vader Lightsaber Lamp Features
- Table lamp featuring the amazingly detailed lightsaber of Darth Vader
- Lamp shade has laser-cut emblem of the Galactic Empire on three sides
- Designed to use up to 100 watt bulb (shown with red bulb, not included)
- US 120 volts 60 Hz
- Size: 26 inches tall
Sale Priced at $89.95 but it’s selling fast, and this lamp just could be exactly what your Dad wants most for Father’s Day! So act now by clicking on over to This Link!
Happy Fathers Day!
Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how about that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.
Happy Summer Solstice and Happy Father's Day, Too

The sunrise over Stonehenge on this day of the solstice reminds me of a song:
Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge
Where a man is a man and the children dance
to the pipes of pan…
And Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads out there, especially to my long-time friend David Lee Beowulf, who became a Dad just two days ago. Congrats to Dave and his lovely wife Daisy on the arrival of their new twins!



