The website where I found this unique item, It’s Pink UK, calls it a Pink Fish Massager, but I think all us adults here know what “massager” is really a euphemism for (wink wink). It’s described further as “Quiet and powerful! Waterproof fun for everyone!” the Pink Fish Massager can be yours for only 16.99 GBS or about $25. Worth every penny, I’d wager.
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Most Awesome Fish Ever In the Universe of All Time: The Cowfish!
Today we will learn something new about my very favorite fish, the Cowfish, which is “probably the most well known of the Boxfish! The Cowfish, Longhorn Cowfish, or Long-horned Cowfish can be seen in almost every public aquarium. They are hardy and they love to eat! Cowfish are easily recognized by the horns on the forehead and the bottom rear of the body. These horns make them hard for predators to swallow. In any case their flesh is poisonous and would not make for a very good meal!
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Passive Aggressive Note of the Day: Please Feed Your Fish, You Selfish Douchebag
“As a college student used to her freedom, I’m sometimes gone for days at a time when I’m home for the summer,” explains Jesse from Gurnee, Illinois, admitting that during this time, her Beta fish, Freddie Mercury tends to go unfed. “My 14-year old-sister has shown him mercy a few times,” Jesse says, and admirably, “she’s never asked for thanks.” But Freddie, it seems, has had just about enough of this neglect.
Courtesy of Passive Aggressive Notes Dot Com.
Fish ‘N’ Flush Toilet Aquarium: Combining Two of Life’s Great Pleasures
The Fish ‘N’ Flush is a 2.5 gallon aquarium that replaces your regular ceramic tank. It consists of two pieces: the actual fill tank, and the aquarium, which surrounds the fill tank for the “fish in your toilet” effect. This is great product for the pocket fishermen and people who can’t keep pet fish alive (as it comes conveniently located atop a fish cemetery). It was designed by Richard Quintana in 2005 and retails for $300.00.






