No one hates Microsoft more than me. I’ll be an Apple fan until they pry my iMac mouse from my cold dead fingers, so I never miss an opportunity to rip Bill Gates a new one. Enjoy!
Tag Archives: humor
Website of the Week: Shirts on a Plane!
In light of the recent, highly controversial wardrobe debacle involving MIT student Star Simpson, I invite you to tempt fate on your next trip to the airport by wearing one of these staggeringly hilarious slogan T Shirts from Shirts On A Plane. I’m ordering one in time for my trip home for the holidays!
Update: Sadly, Shirts On A Plane is Now Offline
A Drummer Joke from Dennis Dunaway
Q: “What happens when you pour a beer on a drum machine?”
A: “It thinks it can sing.”
Misheard Clash Lyrics: Cigarettes And Toads
Best Misheard Lyrics…Ever
In this brilliant video parody, hear the Clash’s “Complete Control” As you never have before and never will again!
Website of the Week: ChuckNorrisfacts.com
Do you know about this website, Chuck Norris Facts? It is the most hilarious thing. One of my co-workers turned me on to the site today after I asked him why a bunch of perplexing oneliners about Chuck Norris and the World of High Finance included in an email making the rounds here in the office were even funny. Then he sent me a bunch of links to Wikipedia and shit to explain it to me. Because apparently I am “Out of the Loop” on this.
Here are some examples of Chuck Norris Facts:
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING