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Baggage Handlers Destroyed My Suitcase


Not My Broken Suitcase, But an Incredible Simulation

Baggage (mis)handlers at various airports across the country have finally managed to totally fuck the locks on my very expensive suitcase due to the constant re-opening and incorrect re-closing of my bag, necessitated by the endless “Security checks” that go on when you travel these days and have to check luggage. It was especially exciting when all of my shit fell out onto the rain soaked pavement as I got into my cab at LaGuardia. Thanks, assholes.

Website of the Week: Shirts on a Plane!

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In light of the recent, highly controversial wardrobe debacle involving MIT student Star Simpson, I invite you to tempt fate on your next trip to the airport by wearing one of these staggeringly hilarious slogan T Shirts from Shirts On A Plane. I’m ordering one in time for my trip home for the holidays!

Update: Sadly, Shirts On A Plane is Now Offline

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