I recently received an unsolicited email from a guy named Frank Gray (aka Frankie Tee, represented above by the best I Am A Tool Meme I could find on the inter webs) who is a musician in NYC specializing in the saxophone. Frank recently wrote me an obscenely vulgar hate mail that was typed ALL IN CAPS (signifying great eloquence and small penis syndrome ). I deleted it because it was so horrifying, but now I wish I had kept it, to print here verbatim. Frank didn’t sign his email, but all I had to do was Google his email address (duh) to bring up his Geocities Website, which is now offline. Tool.
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Dave Hill’s Internet Explosion
My good friend, Dave Hill — musician, comedian, writer, and Television Personality — has recently launched his new website, Dave Hill’s Internet Explosion. I invite you to visit it and check out all things Dave Hill right now.
FYI, Dave wrote the first article I ever read on “Furries.” You could probably find it if you Google “Dave Hill + Furries.” Fascinating.
Terry LeRoi, Owner/CEO, LeRoi Inc. (Manufacturer of Fine Body Jewelry)
Gail is an amazing writer. If you want to look your absolute best, you need to hire her! She spent the time to research our company, took all of our focal points and created a stellar promotional piece; the perfect representation of who we are, without a bunch of fabricated hype. Gail is extremely gifted, and I highly recommend her!
Sheila Bommakanti, COBER
There aren't a lot of people you'll randomly meet in this business where you'd be cool with cooking dinner for them some time. Gail is one of those rare people you meet, usually in some sort of professional setting whether it's an interview or she's writing your bio, where you really feel like you'd hang out with her and be friends. She knows a lot about music and she's interviewed everyone under the sun, but she's not full of herself or stuck up about it. Whether you're a rock star or if you're releasing your own records, anyone can tell she's about the music and not the hype. With that, you know Gail's opinions and writing abilities are consistent and are not going to change as trends do. She's the real thing, there's no BS and that's why everyone loves working with her.
What is that Bucket Doing on his Head?
Art By Robot Bobrox (Image Source)
A Rad Guest Post By Sir Millard Mulch
Buckethead’s fans think he is a unique, underground artist with pure intentions. This is not true. Buckethead is a strategic advertisement for himself.
It has nothing to do with his music and everything to do with his visual appearance — the same scam as every other Rock Star. He’s an accidental genius phenomenon of masterful marketing tricks; on a higher level than any mersh band on the radio could conceive of. After all, if he didn’t have a BUCKET ON HIS HEAD and a weird mask, no one would give a fuck what he did.
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