Tag Archive | Novelty Gift

Drug Dealer Magnet Set

Drug Dealer Magnet Set

Oh, Hey! Why not add this bitchen 7-piece magnet set to your Black Friday Shopping list? Yes, Why Not!

Drug Dealer Magnet Set includes:

  • 2 Blunts
  • Cell Phone
  • Brick of Cocaine
  • Razor Blade
  • Scale
  • Stack of Benjamins

All of this can be yours for just $10.95 by clicking over to This Link!

Thanksgiving Gumballs

Oh man, Willy Wonka had the right idea. This colorful tin is filled with (approximately) 22 delicious gumballs in the classic flavors of Thanksgiving: turkey, cranberry and pumpkin pie! Sells for just $2.95 at This Link!

Bacon Thing of The Day: Bacon Wallet!


“Bringin’ Home The Bacon…”

Your Money Needs a New Home! Bacon Wallet Features:

  • Faux leather wallet with patterns of Delicious Bacon printed inside and out
  • Size: 4-1/4″ x 3-3/4″ (11 cm x 9.5 cm)
  • Plenty of space for money and credit cards!
  • High Fashion!

Sale Priced at just $10.95 and waiting for you to own it at This Link.

Skull & Crow Salt and Pepper Shakers


Very Scary

Halloween is less that two months away, and I know you wouldn’t want to be caught dead without a Skull & Crow Salt and Pepper Shaker Set to enhance the ghoulishness of whatever party you have planned! Bwahahaha! Here are the gory details:

  • Salt and Pepper shakers shaped like A Skull and A Black Crow
  • Material: dolomite ceramics
  • Size (Skull): 2-3/4″ x 3-1/4″ (7 cm x 8 cm)
  • Size (Srow): 2-1/2″ x 5″ (6 cm x 12.5 cm)

These are waiting for you to own them right now for just $14.95 by clicking This Link!

Remember: Purchases from the Neato Shop Help to Keep The Worley Gig Online!

Pink Thing of the Day: Pink Hand Grenade Soap!

This Hand Grenade-shaped, rose-scented glycerin soap is literally the bomb! On sale today through Thursday (8/18) via the Fabulous Fab.com for just $3.00 by visiting This Link!

Zombie Arm Wine Bottle Stopper

Oh my! I love how this Wine Bottle Stopper makes it look as if a little zombie arm is reaching up from the neck of your wine bottle! Scary! Do you need to own one? The details are below:

  • Wine bottle cork or bottle stopper shaped like a zombie hand rising from the ground
  • Exquisite level of gory details – handcrafted by local indie artists
  • Material: tough urethane resin and cork
  • Unique: no two are exactly alike – paint details may vary as it is handpainted
  • Size: 1-1/4″ dia. x 5″ (3 cm dia. x 12.5 cm) Fits most wine bottles
  • Design: Odd Art Fabrications

Priced at just $11.95, it makes a great gift for your ghoulish fiends friends. Visit This Link to purchase!

Yes It Exists: Absinthe Cocktail Soap

Have you ever tried drinking Absinthe? From what I hear, it tastes pretty nasty (worse than Jaeger, blech), but I know everyone wants to be all “into it” because it’s illegal or poisonous or something. Well, here’s a way to impress your alcoholic/goth friends without having to die or break the law: buy this awesome Absinthe Cocktail Soap and keep it in your bathroom for when company arrives. It will get you clean and also allow you to smell like you just doused yourself in licorice scented Absinthe at the same time – Win Win!

Absinthe Cocktail Soap Features:

  • Soap shaped like your favorite Absinthe Cocktail
  • Black Licorice Scent
  • All Vegan Ingredients
  • Handmade in the USA by artist Kelly McDowell
  • Net wt. 7 oz. (207 g)
  • Size: 2-3/4″ dia. x 3″ (6.5 cm dia. x 7.5 cm)

I also love the tiny Skull & Crossbones floating in it! Sale Price: $5.95 – Much cheaper than the real thing. To order, visit  This Link and help support The Worley Gig!

Hamburger Change Purse


 Hamburger Time!

OK. Here’s a litte coin purse you can use to save up for a Hamburger (or save for Hamburger Time!) which everyone around you will also want to own, because it is so awesome.

Hamburger Purse Details:

  • Versatile zippered pocket purse, shaped like a Hamburger
  • Double zipper compartment with magnetic closure
  • Perfect for money, cosmetics and other small accessories
  • Keyring included
  • Size: 4″ dia x 2-1/2″D (10 cm dia. x 6 cm)
  • Design: Anat Safran

Priced to sell fast at just $9.45, this purse can be procured by clicking This Link!


Looks Just Like a Real Hamburger!

Crawling Zombie Doorstop!


“They’re Coming to Get You, Barbara!”

Oh, this is so gross I can hardly look at it. But I know that Worley Gig readers love the Zombies, so I figured you guys would want to see this and possibly own it. Crawling Zombie Doorstop comes from our friends at the Neato Shop, who sponsor the Shop With Gail feature on this site, and it can be yours for just $19.95 by visiting This Link! They have lots of other cool Zombie stuff also like this Zombie Shadow Cast pictured below – which is really pretty cool – and a serious collection hilarious of Zombie Spoof Movie Posters. Go get your Zombie on right now! Zombies!

California Roll Pillow!


Wasabi Not Included

Dream of delicious Sushi while you rest your head on this funky (but chic) California Roll pillow!

Yummy Pillow – Sushi Features:

  • Pillow shaped like a slice of California Roll Sushi
  • Material: 100% Polyester, 400g filling
  • Size: 16″ diamenter x 3-1/2″ (40.5 cm dia. x 8.5 cm)

I’ve seen this pillow selling for as much as $29.99 on other sites, but you can get one for yourself and spend just $18.95 at This Link!