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Secrets Revealed: Why Brooke White Was Really Voted off American Idol

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Possible Replacements for Bret Michael’s on the Next Rock of Love

There He Goes Again…

Whitesnake’s Vocalist Does his Best Molly Shannon Impersonation on Here I Go Again With David Coverdale

I don’t know how may of you enjoyed the almost embarrassingly guilty pleasure of watching the past two seasons of VH1’s Rock of Love with Brett Michaels as much as I did. But if you’re already jonesing for Season 3, it’s kind of a bummer to know that, as of this juncture at least, Brett and his chosen “Rock of Love,” Ambre, appear to still be together. So, while the producers handle their negotiations with the next victim lucky bachelor (Tommy Lee, anyone?) Television Without Pity Dot Com has worked out this beyond hilarious list of Possible Replacements for Brett Michael’son VH1’s next installment of Rock Of Love. Wait ‘til you see what Andrew Ridgely looks like now…

Top Ten Television Shows That Make Me Happy When I Watch Them

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I Like To Watch

  1. Survivor
  2. The Office
  3. Top Chef
  4. Rock of Love 2
  5. American Dad
  6. Family Guy
  7. Metalocalypse
  8. Hell’s Kitchen
  9. The Daily Show
  10. The Colbert Report

Jonathan Says Good-Bye to Survivor Fans Vs Favorites

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Oh, Jonathan! How Could You Leave Us So Soon?

Wow, what a huge bummer and severe blow to the game on last night’s Survivor to lose Jonathan Penner – my personal favorite to win this season – due to a potentially life-threatening infection in his injured knee. Tracy and I both actually got a little misty as Jonathon reluctantly said a tearful goodbye to his tribe and boarded a medical boat to be taken to the hospital for surgery. Motherfucker. Farewell JP! See you on the Reunion show in about 10 weeks!

Separated at Birth: Catherine from Rock Of Love 2 and Kelly from the Carrie Nations

Catherine!
Eliminated Rock of Love 2 Contestant, Catherine

Kelly!

Kelly McNamara, Lead Vocalist of The Carrie Nations (from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)