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10 Things That Will Put Me In A Good Mood

Happy Faces

1.  Dick Cheney being water-boarded

2.  Bill O’Reilly being fired by FOX News

3.  Anna Wintour quitting Vogue to become a hermit

4.  Jon & Kate Plus 8: Cancelled!

5. Bravo calls next show The Fake Housewives of…

6. Sarah Palin loses her voice

7.  Hillary Clinton cracking Kim Jong-Il in the balls

8.  Britney Spears takes her meds, meets a nice man, marries, and lives a peaceful life out of the spotlight

9. Adam Sandler never appears in a film again, ever

10.  Brad dumps Angelina to get back with Jen

Oh My God, She Said “Nucular”

Sarah Palin is retarded. She said “Nucular” – instead of the correct word, “Nuclear” –twice in last night’s VP debate with the awesome Joe Biden. Sadly, we all know who else says “Nucular,” and god knows he can barely talk his way out of a paper bag. Maybe the Republicans are trying to start a trend where, if the word is mispronounced enough times by people in the spotlight, that incorrect pronunciation is adopted by society and therefore becomes accepted as correct? Jesus god help us. Anyway, here’s my favorite, humorous editorial about last night’s debate and what a gross douche Palin is, from The Huffington Post: Michael Seitzman: Sarah Palin Naked.

Gina Gershon IS: Sarah Palin!

Sarah Palin is an idiot, but Gina Gershon’s impersonation of her is so genius it’s SCARY! OBAMA ’08!