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Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions I Know I Can Keep

Let The Small Things Make You Happy

Avoid Seeing Any Movies Starring Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey
Don’t Give Birth
Refrain from Murdering Anyone
No Bungee Jumping
Take Naps At Will
Watch Lots of TV
See Lots of Cool Art
Eat Delicious Foods
Be Excellent at My Job
Keep Writing the World’s Most Awesome Blog

10 Things That Will Put Me In A Good Mood

Happy Faces

1.  Dick Cheney being water-boarded

2.  Bill O’Reilly being fired by FOX News

3.  Anna Wintour quitting Vogue to become a hermit

4.  Jon & Kate Plus 8: Cancelled!

5. Bravo calls next show The Fake Housewives of…

6. Sarah Palin loses her voice

7.  Hillary Clinton cracking Kim Jong-Il in the balls

8.  Britney Spears takes her meds, meets a nice man, marries, and lives a peaceful life out of the spotlight

9. Adam Sandler never appears in a film again, ever

10.  Brad dumps Angelina to get back with Jen