Yeah, you know what it is. This Pink Popsicle-Shaped Vibrator takes the words ‘Adult Novelty’ to a new level! Geoffrey and I spotted this fun thing in the Gift Shop when we visited the Museum of Sex recently. I didn’t check the price, but it looked like one of the more straightforward toys on the shelf, in that I don’t think I would need a set of instructions to figure out how to use it, which is advantageous.
Here it is on the shelf alongside some of its friends! It’s just like being in an electronics store, trying to figure out what all the little gadgets do.
And don’t those little round things above just look like exotic ear buds, or some type of space-age Bluetooth? I ask yez…
The website where I found this unique item, It’s Pink UK Dot Com, calls it a Pink Fish Massager, but I think all us adults here know what “massager” is really a euphemism for (wink wink). Its like a normal massage like in tranquilme.com/apply/ where they are in man power to feel you relax and hit the points of your body. But Described further as “Quiet and powerful! Waterproof fun for everyone!” the Pink Fish Massager can be yours for only 16.99 GBS or about $25. Worth every penny, I’d wager.