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Pink Thing of The Day: Pink Popsicle-Shaped Thing That is Not a Popsicle

Pink Popsicle Vibrator
All Photos By Gail

Yeah, you know what it is. This Pink Popsicle-Shaped Vibrator takes the words ‘Adult Novelty’ to a new level! Geoffrey and I spotted this fun thing in the Gift Shop when we visited the Museum of Sex recently. I didn’t check the price, but it looked like one of the more straightforward toys on the shelf, in that I don’t think I would need a set of instructions to figure out how to use it, which is advantageous.

Pink Popsicle Vibrator with Others

Here it is on the shelf alongside some of its friends! It’s just like being in an electronics store, trying to figure out what all the little gadgets do.

Pink Popsicle Vibrator with Others

And don’t those little round things above just look like exotic ear buds, or some type of space-age Bluetooth? I ask yez…

Banana Guard: It’s Not What You Think It Is

Banana Guard
Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter

The object(s) pictured above are neither colorful boomerangs nor futuristic cell phones nor exotic implements of extreme pleasure. They are, in fact, *Banana Guards, created and distributed by the clever, banana-loving peeps at Banana Guard Dot Com. The Banana Guard was invented solely for the purpose of protecting the delicious-but-easily-bruised yellow fruit while in transit. How awesome.

Visit the website to find out where you can buy one of your very own.

(*Thanks to Frank for turning me on to the Banana Guard.)