People Magazine's Sexiest Man of 2007: So Wrong

This Man is Not Sexy

Bringing Sexy Back…Not!
Tell me its not true: Matt Damon Voted Sexiest Man Alive.

Uh, Matt Damon? Seriously? Um, I think not. Matt Damon is gross. I can think of at least ten guys I know who are hotter and sexier than Matt Damon.

Gail’s Choice for Ten Living Men Who are Sexier Than Matt Damon

Keef

  1. Keith Nelson from Buckcherry

Sixx

2. Bloated, nearly 50-year-old, Post Rehab Nikki Sixx

Andy!

3. Anderson Cooper, oh yes.

Sexy Neal!

4. Neal Smith circa 1972

OG!

5. My Gay Friend Geoffrey

Tim Gunn!

6. Co-host of Project Runway, Tim Gunn

Tom!

7. Chef Tom Colicchio Holding Raw Meat

Yul!

8. Yul Kwan from Survivor

Bill R

9. Gentleman Rock Star, Bill Rieflin

Simpsons’ Terry!

10. Simpsons’ Cartoon Version of Terry

The next time that People magazine has one of these “Sexiest Man” polls, they need to get in touch with me. Because I will set them straight.

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4 thoughts on “People Magazine's Sexiest Man of 2007: So Wrong

  1. Justin Timberlake is sexier than everyone – almost, because he brought sexy back.

    But Steve-O and Partyboy Chris, together, are even sexier than Right Said Fred.

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  2. Sexiest Man Alive? I agree, probably not…..but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, especially if hit me with some “How about them apples?”

    You really can’t go wrong with the classics: Brad Pitt, Clooney, Denzel, Johnny Depp….back in the 21 Jump Street days, of course

    I’m right there with you on the Anderson Cooper pick though. (And the hell with that “360” show, he needs to bring back “The Mole”)

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