Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how about that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.

Continue reading Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

Happy 68th Birthday, Sir Paul McCartney!


Paul in Help!

Paul McCartney, the cutest boy in the world, turns 68 years old today having been born on June 18th in the year of 1942.  Rock on, Sir Paul! xo

Dead Goldfish Plushie

Sadly, I have found more than a couple of these guys in my aquarium upon returning from a vacation where I entrusted the care of my precious babies to a friend. No need to flush this guy down the toilet! Dead Goldfish measures 7 x 10 inches, with a velvet body and felt fins. Available for just $19.99 from McBittersons Dot Com!

Thanks to Plastic and Plush for the Tip!

Mr. Brainwash Collectible Print Sale! Starts This Thursday!

Click Above for Larger Image

The reluctant star of the hit movie, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Mr. Brainwash is releasing six limited edition screen prints from 2009. Each print measures 22″x30″ and is hand finished, signed, numbered and includes MBW’s signature thumbprint on the back. Available in a limited edition of 50 each, these prints will be available for sale starting on Thursday, June 17th at 12 Noon Pacific Time (3 PM Eastern), for $300 each. For those who purchase the set you will receive the same edition number. Visit Mr Brainwash Dot Com on Thursday to participate in the sale. Limit one print of each kind per customer.

Just Another Day In Paradise


Art by David Kramer, Photo by Geoffrey Dicker