Mmmm, Bacony…
I found this image on FaceBook and did a little Googling around the Internet see if there was any information about whether or not this a real product. Hmmm…it seems like a joke, but there is a Myspace page claiming it’s a prototype flavor currently being test marketed. I invite my fellow bacon fans to do your own Googling and let me know what you uncover. That is all.
And speaking of Bacon Soda…?
Have you seen the Tru•Blood marketing campaign yet? The poster above has adorned the side of a bus shelter on Avenue A and 14th Street for about the past month. I was so convinced that this was a real advertisement (I mean, I do live in the East Village, and I actually know a couple of, shall we say, eccentrics who claim to be “Vampires”) that I’ve been asking everyone if they’ve seen this drink in stores.
Continue reading Real Blood Is For Suckers
There can’t possibly be any sane explanation for making yourself look like this. I’m actually speechless.
A picture of the same woman, pre-freakish self-mutilation, can be viewed below.
Continue reading This Woman Has the World’s Biggest Fake Breasts
That’s All Well and Good, Yes; But Where is “Bondage Death Fuck”?
Mountains of glorious thanks go out to Kirk Miller for turning me on to this fun article dissecting the Worst Band Names of 2007. “Dance Me Pregnant” is my personal favorite.