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Pink Thing of The Day: Hello Kitty Darth Vader Helmet


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You just can’t make this shit up, folks. Who thinks of this kind of thing and makes it happen? That’s what I would like to know. Thanks to Hello Kitty Hell For The Tip!

Pink Thing of the Day: Hello Kitty Brick

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To me, the Hello Kitty faces in this decorative brick just look like a row of perfectly rounded breasts (imagine the nipple is the nose). Anybody else see that? I imagine it’s an illusion that once seen cannot be unseen. You’re welcome.

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Hello Kitty Taser Gun: Does It Really Exist?

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One of my very favorite time-waster websites is Hello Kitty Hell, a ridiculously fun and snarky blog which was previously featured here on The ‘Gig. Today’s Hello Kitty Hell featured post is – of all things – a Hello Kitty Taser Gun, “because nothing shows the true cuteness and sweet side of Hello Kitty — and the love and happiness she brings to all — like 50,000 volts of electricity streaming through your body.” One commenter noted that this product surely must be a Photoshop job, so I decided to do a bit of sluething myself. First, I did a Google search for “Hello Kitty Taser Gun” to find out if this is a real product or a Photoshop job, as claimed. While I did get quite a few page hits on the product, they ALL appear to link back to Hello Kitty Hell as the source article. I also did a search on Sanrio’s (maker of Hello Kitty) official online store and it turned up zero results for the product. Lastly, if you take a look at this link you’ll see a taser gun exactly like the one pictured in the HKH post, minus (of course) the Hello Kitty Logo. My conclusion: this is indeed a very entertaining post, but likely a Photoshop job, nonetheless.

Awesome Website of the Day: Hello Kitty Hell


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I’ve been aware of the Japanese Pop Culture Quest for World Domination that is Hello Kitty for at least 30 years. Hello Kitty is like Starbucks and McDonalds I guess: it’s just everywhere and we’re powerless to stop it. Personally, being several decades over the age of six, Hello Kitty has little effect on my mental state or the manner in which I live my life. Not so much for the creator of Hello Kitty Hell, a pretty fucking fantastic website blog run by a guy whose wife (and I’m assuming she’s at least in her thirties) is completely and thoroughly obsessed with all things Hello Kitty. Running the hilariously entertaining Hello Kitty Hell blog is evidently his source of release from a 24-7-365 Hello Kitty existence that is his own personal living hell. But I guess it’s cheaper than divorce, and a lot funnier, too.

Hello Kitty Zombie Cake


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Man, I just love this: a Hello Kitty Zombie cake made for little girl’s birthday! I wonder how it tasted?

Thanks to Neatorama via Hello Kitty Hell.