10. Knowing there won’t be a Hangover 4.
9. That Big House in Mexico with the Infinity Pool: I want to live there.
8. Danzig’s “Mother 93” on the soundtrack. Appropriate.
7. “Cut the Grey Wire.”
6. Two Words: Pig Masks.
5. Giraffe Scene, Pre-decapitation.
4. Coke-fueled orgy in a hotel suite sound tracked by Black Sabbath: Yes.
3. “Because of the Ink…that went inside you.”
2. Melissa McCarthy as Cassie the Pawn Shop employee. Priceless.
1. Bradley Cooper: Gorgeous for Days.
Tonight’s Episode (Airdate March 26th, 2013): Living the Dream
On the season four finale of Syfy’s Face Off, the final three – Anthony, Wayne and Kris – head to Vegas for a showdown at The Wynn that’s all about Living the Dream!
Tonight, the Final Three battle for the win at The Wynne in Las Vegas, where one victor will take it all. At the top of the episode, we are treated to a recap of all the great work that Anthony, Wayne and Kris have completed all season. It sure looks like these guys are the three that were meant to go to the end. This morning, it is time for the contestants to catch up with their loved ones after being out of touch for over two months. In the kitchen of a very quiet house in the Hills of LA, Wayne Skypes with his wife. Anthony has a tearful chat with with his folks, while Kris has his wife and two kids to catch up with. There are some emotional tears, but each guy says this is just a reminder of why they are doing this in the first place. Continue reading Face Off Episode 411 Recap, Season Finale: Living The Dream!
Bryan & Michael Voltaggio (All Photos By Anne Raso)
Handsome and talented brothers sporting as many tattoos as members of Motley Crue, Chefs Michael and Bryan Voltaggio first gained national recognition as contestants on Bravo TV’s Top Chef: Las Vegas – my personal favorite season of Top Chef to date. Out of four very charismatic finalists, the competition ended with Michael taking home the title of Top Chef and Bryan finishing a close second to his brother. Sibling rivalry, not kidding! While I confess that I was a total Bryan fan – cheering for him to pull off a victory – it cannot be denied that Michael was a deserving champion. Because let’s face it, these guys can cook.
Continue reading The Voltaggio Brothers Take On: Thanksgiving For the Cooking Channel!
Get Married!
Have Sex with a Hooker!
Dine at an all-you-can-eat Buffet!
See a Showgirl review!
Have your picture taken with an Elvis impersonator!
Pawn Something!
Pay $5.00 for a cup of coffee!
See Wayne Newton!
Get Sunburned!
Vomit!
We’re already about five weeks into the latest season of Bravo’s awesome reality cooking competition, Top Chef – one of my very favorite TV shows. This season, which is set in Las Vegas, is very, very good indeed! But I’ve yet to blog about Top Chef Las Vegas because there are so many other sites (Best Week Ever, Television Without Pity, Gawker) that recap this show weekly with so much more snark and mean-spirited hilarity than I could ever even hope to muster. And you know me: if I can’t be the best at something I don’t even try to get in the game. But even though I bear a serious grudge against Gawker for mysteriously banning me from commenting on their typo-ridden posts, their live-blog recap of last night’s Top Chef episode is just too hilarious not to share the link. Be sure to read all of the reader comments at the end of the post for their added value.