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Humpday’s “Beyond Gay” Premise a Resounding Fail

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Mark Duplass and Joshua Leonard Star in Humpday

In Kevin Smith’s 2008 comedy, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Smith explored the consequences that threaten two best friends’ platonic relationship once that couple has sex with each other. I saw Zack and Miri on DVD a few weeks ago and – though it does not quite match the gut-busting hilarity of Clerks – I thought it was really quite funny, just edgy enough and ultimately a very sweet film. So, coming fresh off the positive experience of a watching an above-average comedy about two good friends making a porno film together, I had high hopes for the new Lynn Shelton-directed comedy, Humpday, which I saw at a reviewer’s screening last night. On paper, Humpday’s plot is golden: what happens when two straight friends agree – on somewhat of a drunken dare – to make a guy-on-guy film, starring themselves, as their submission to a local, amateur-porn film festival? “It’s not gay,” they tell themselves, “it’s beyond gay! It’s not porn; it’s an art project!” That’s the kind of sharp writing that makes you think, “Oh man, this is going to be good.” Sadly, no.

Mark Duplass (The Puffy Chair, Bag Head) and Joshua Leonard (Blair Witch Project) star as Ben and Andrew, college best friends whose lives have taken different paths in the ten years since graduation. Ben has settled down as the married-employed-home-owning friend while Andrew has chosen to live as a rootless, world-traveling adventurer. Alycia Delmore gives the film’s best performance as Ben’s sensible wife, Anna. Let me tell you that I really wanted to like this film; it had a hilarious premise, talented actors, sympathetic characters, and a very well-written script peppered with realistic dialogue; yet Humpday is an oddly directionless film. It’s inability to really come together cohesively makes the viewer think that the script writer must have just decided, “Hey, this script has enough pages” and that audiences wouldn’t care that the film lacks dynamics, consistent laughs or any kind of satisfying payoff. Everybody’s actions are rather half-assed and there are way too many loose ends left dangling. I’m not kidding when I tell you that ninety percent of the scenes in Humpday involve a ten to fifteen minute conversation (one camera shoot) between two characters. Zzzzzz. Boring! Despite the fact that I did laugh out loud perhaps four or five times in 90 minutes, that doesn’t add up to a funny film. There was so much wasted potential in failing to explore the insane physical comedy you could have gotten from two unfailingly straight guys trying to work up the enthusiasm and commitment to their “project” to bone each other for the sake of making Art. Humpday doesn’t completely suck, and it’s even gotten some (mystifying)  great reviews praising it as “hilarious.” But I’m glad I didn’t pay to see it.

Humpday opens July 10th.

Movie Review: Anvil, The Story of Anvil!

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Robb Reiner and Steve “Lips” Kudlow Star in Anvil: The Story of Anvil

Yesterday, Geoffrey and I celebrated the first day of really nice NYC weather in over six months by sitting in a dark theater, enjoying the fantastic new documentary, Anvil: The Story of Anvil. You may have heard this film being referred to as a “Real Life Spinal Tap,” but I assure you that the story of this Canadian Metal band that grasped for fame only to fall into obscurity is all too true. A few of the metal drummers I’ve interviewed in my career have cited Anvil drummer Robb Reiner as an influence, so I had heard of them, but only by name.

Anvil: The Story of Anvil tells an unintentionally hilarious and truly emotionally-moving music industry tale that I am sure a gazillion other bands can relate to, yet Anvil imbue this film with so much heart, I can’t imagine any other “almost was” metal band creating an experience quite like the one you get in this film. Back in the ‘80s Anvil were poised to be the next big thing; touring Europe with supporting gigs for Iron Maiden and The Scorpions, and inspiring peer-group fans that included members of now legendary bands like Metallica, Anthrax and Guns ‘N’ Roses. But where those bands continued on to achieve great commercial success and global fame, it didn’t quite work out that way for Anvil. What went wrong? This movie untangles that web.

There is no doubt that the music is strong and these guys are great musicians, and certainly they did not lack anything in the passion-for-what-you-do department. Anvil is both an incredible inspiration and a highly entertaining cautionary tale that I absolutely loved every minute of. Definitely add it to your list of films to see in the theaters before it comes out on DVD in a few months.

All Choked Up: Chuck Palahniuk Novel Hits The Big Screen

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The first time I saw Fight Club, the wonderful, mind-fuck of a movie based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk, I was so seriously enthralled and dumbfounded by the film, I somehow convinced myself that I’d just watched a brilliant work of science fiction. I’ve seen Fight Club a couple of times since then and I can’t really recall why I originally thought the film had a science fiction theme, since it’s really about a guy who’s either severely mentally ill or just an extreme sociopath (and maybe the two aren’t mutually exclusive). Continue reading All Choked Up: Chuck Palahniuk Novel Hits The Big Screen

DVD Recommendation: Privilege

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Privilege is a 1967 film that just became available on DVD last month, and I was fortunate to snag it rather quickly on Netflix. This film is just awesome, flaunting a combination of aesthetic elements that recall films like The Magic Christian, Tommy, Velvet Goldmine and Nicholas Roeg’s Performance. I would recommend Privilege to anyone who enjoyed one or more of those films.

Part dark comedy and part scathing sociopolitical satire, Privilege was literally decades ahead of its time. Briefly, the film takes place “in the near future” (1970), where the British government is using Steven Shorter, a popular rock star (played by the very handsome Manfred Mann front man/singer Paul Jones) to channel the impulses of rebellious teenagers. While his “duties” include promoting/endorsing commercial products and shilling for public service announcements, Steven is referred to in an opening voice over as “The most desperately loved entertainer in the world.” So you know he’s been set up with some big shoes to fill.

As the government re-engineers Steven’s image to assist in more tightly controlling teenage society, he eventually rebels, with disquieting results. ‘60s Supermodel Jean Shrimpton co-stars as Vanessa, a sultry, uber-mod painter commissioned to paint Steven’s portrait, who soon becomes his only ally.  “Swinging London” imagery is in abundance throughout the film and there’s an exceptional original soundtrack featuring Paul Jones providing his own vocals. As a classic film that thoroughly entertains as well as making you really think about how we are all manipulated through the media, Privilege gets two thumbs up from The Worley Gig!

Movie Recommendations: One to See and One…Not So Much

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Maria Schneider and Marlon Brando Wallow in Self Loathing in Last Tango In Paris

How many times has this happened to you? You read glowing reviews or hear endless hype about a supposed Cinema Classic from the ‘60s or ‘70s that you’ve managed to never see, either because you were too young/not born yet when it was initially released or it’s never been available on DVD before, or maybe just because you sensed it was not going to be your thing.
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