Eva is a hot mess. When her promising art career in New York takes a plunge, she enters rehab and finds sobriety — but not peace of mind. She escapes to Europe and loses herself in one hook up after another using Bangly, the newest dating app. She meets a run-of-the-mill Finnish curator and thinks it’s love. Or is it just wanderlust?
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The Fifty Shades of Grey Review: Not Completely Horrible

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson Get Ready to Take a Bath in Fifty Shades of Grey
Confession: The Fifty Shades of Grey franchise is a pop culture phenomenon that has, to this juncture, been completely ignored/held in contempt by me, because I would rather kill myself than read poorly-written accounts of blank-slate fictional characters having all kinds of ridiculous sex. Hard pass.
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Bacon Thing of The Day: Kermit the Frog Gets a Bit Randy
Today’s Percentage Group I Most Relate To
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“I think everything Michele Bachmann says is insane. I’ve watched the Shawshank Redemption on TNT, like, sixteen times. I’ve always had one friend I hate. I do not enjoy waking up. I never update my iTunes. I’m fatter than I used to be. I would have sex with Ryan Gosling. I am the 100%.”
Gene Loves Jezebel: “Desire”
Everyone’s favorite Pacific Northwest music source, the East Portland Blog has once again dug deeply into the Worley Gig archives from the (pre-blog) Year 2000 and come up with this tasty morsel where I dissect the song “Desire” by one of my favorite Rock of the ’80s bands, Gene Loves Jezebel. ‘Come and Get It’ right now by clicking This Link!


