According to my sources, “Heart Shaped Pizza” is currently trending on Twitter, so I had to get this up as quickly as possible. Because, trending.
Small Print Says: “If you buy a heart shaped pizza for your girlfriend it means she’s either imaginary or inflatable.”
Somebody please, buy me a donut.
Valentine Message Hearts by Peter Anton. Choose Your Heart!
Top Row: Luv Ya, Angel, Mother Fuckr, Dick Head
2nd Row: Eat Shit, Go 2 Hell, Ass Hole, Cock Suckr
3rd Row: Lets Hug, Bitch, Be Good, Kiss Me
Bottom Row: Be Mine, Fuck You, U Cunt, Drop Dead.
Alice Cooper Band Circa 1974
I remember hearing Alice Cooper (the band)’s “Muscle of Love” back in the day and just grooving on it’s crazy riffs, being completely sexually naive and honestly not thinking much about what the hell Alice was singing about. The hilarious thing is that these days I’m extremely close friends with the Alice Cooper band’s drummer, Neal Smith, and he has assured me that when Alice sings “Holy Muscle of Love/Must be a gift from above,” he’s definitely singing about having a boner. Weee!!! Neal has given me a lot of juicy inside dope on the band, but you will have to wait for our book to salivate over it. Happy Valloween everyone. Play safe and don’t forget to protect your heart!!!
Don’t let anyone steal your heart!
