You might be saying to yourself right now (and quite understandably), “What the Hell am I looking at?” Well, what we have here is a Hello Kitty Sandwich Ring. That is, a piece of bizarre costume jewelry where the “Jewel” is a miniature sandwich with the face of Hello Kitty as the bread. Yes, I just typed that. I have no more words for this abomination.
Thanks to Hello Kitty Hell for the Image!
Elton looks excited, doesn’t he? I bet you’d be excited, too, if you had your own likeness on a bitchen toilet seat like this one by artist Michael Leavitt. Measuring 15″ x 20″ x 2″, this acrylic hand-painted, fully functional plastic toilet seat can be yours for just $800 (includes shipping!) by visiting This Link.
Have you ever tried drinking Absinthe? From what I hear, it tastes pretty nasty (worse than Jaeger, blech), but I know everyone wants to be all “into it” because it’s illegal or poisonous or something. Well, here’s a way to impress your alcoholic/goth friends without having to die or break the law: buy this awesome Absinthe Cocktail Soap and keep it in your bathroom for when company arrives. It will get you clean and also allow you to smell like you just doused yourself in licorice scented Absinthe at the same time – Win Win!
Absinthe Cocktail Soap Features:
I also love the tiny Skull & Crossbones floating in it! Sale Price: $5.95 – Much cheaper than the real thing. To order, visit This Link and help support The Worley Gig!
I saw Iggy Pop perform live for the first time when he was 50 and he was fucking amazing. This Iggy Pop action figure helps to immortalize in plastic what Iggy looked like at about that age. You need to own it. Pre-order for just $14.99 right now at This Link for an estimated ship date of June 3, 2011. Oh, and you also get Free Shipping! Iggy Pop!
Thanks to Tardon at Mr. Toad’s for the Tip!
If I were able to wear high heels like these without breaking an ankle, and I cared at all for Star Wars, I would wear these shoes.
Thanks to Great White Snark For the Tip!
