“I Smell Sex and Candy Here”
There are Three Golden Rules with regard to Sex on the Beach:
1. Pick a position and stick to it: Too much switching and swapping results in two bodies entirely coated in beach sand.
2. Bring a towel or blanket: Sand in your underwear is both uncomfortable and hard to explain.
3. Proceed with caution: that stretch of golden sand is always less secluded than you think.
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Lillith
Union Square Park Holiday Market is an annual outdoor crafts fair that takes place at the South end of Union Square Park bordered by 14th Street, Union Square West and Broadway. The market is open during the hours of 11 AM to 8 PM, every day from Black Friday through Christmas Eve, and features hundreds of widely varied crafts of every kind. It gets pretty crowded, and shopping outdoors in December can present a unique thrill on its own, but it’s a great place to do your Holiday shopping – especially if you have friends who appreciate a truly unusual and creative gift.
You Can Own It
Hey, do you have some holiday shopping you need to do but you don’t want to have to leave your house? I understand completely. Guess what, you can now do all of your gift shopping right here on The Worley Gig thanks to my rad new affiliation with the NeatoShop, from our friends at Neatorama. Be on the lookout for the “Shop With Gail” widget hanging out in various locations around the blog, which will display a rotating selection of fine gifts such as a Stuffed Ham Plush Toy, Star Wars USB Ports, Bacon-Themed gifts and Ice Trays that will serve up cubes in novelty shapes ranging from tiny replicas of The Titanic to Vampire Fangs – just in time for Halloween! Why shop anywhere else? And remember that when you “Shop With Gail” you not only get to purchase the coolest items imaginable but you also support the blog and help me pay my hosting fees! Win Win! Please shop with me right now!
Update: Shop With Gail Site Feature Has Been Discontinued.
As they say, ‘Choose Yer Poison.” If you plan on getting dead drunk, what better way to accomplish the task than with your favorite spirit decanted from this gorgeous, high quality glass vessel, hand-etched with the always fashionable Skull & Crossbones design made famous by pirates everywhere? I’m in!
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Christmas totally rocks; Christmas shopping, not so much. But I am way into the belief that it is far better to give than to receive. Every year for the past ten years or so, as Christmas season rolls around and my family begs me to give them ideas of what I would like to receive as a gift, I tell them this: please don’t get me anything that I can’t use up. There are a few good reasons that I offer this suggestion. First of all, I have everything I want because if I want something, I buy it.
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