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“I Smell Sex and Candy Here”

There are Three Golden Rules with regard to Sex on the Beach:

1. Pick a position and stick to it: Too much switching and swapping results in two bodies entirely coated in beach sand.
2. Bring a towel or blanket: Sand in your underwear is both uncomfortable and hard to explain.
3. Proceed with caution: that stretch of golden sand is always less secluded than you think.

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Your Favorite Cocktail Flavor in a Jelly Bean!

Jelly Belly – Cocktail Classics!

  • Cocktail-flavored Jelly Bellies
  • Flavors: Margarita, Peach Bellini, Pomegranate Cosmo, Piña Colada, Strawberry Daquiri, Mojito
  • Contains no alcohol
  • Net wt 3.5 oz (99 g)

I know you want to buy them right now — and you can, for just $2.45 per bag (update: sadly this product is no longer available).