A panel of critics and comedy fans evaluated thousands of jokes at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival before awarding the Funniest Joke prize to Dan Antopolski, the only comedian with the balls to tell the truth about hedgehogs.
“Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?” took home the coveted trophy from the Dave TV Network, with almost 18 percent of viewers choosing the joke as the winner.
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Here is something else I would like to receive as a gift for the holidays, the Keyboard for Blondes! Blondes have suffered decades of ridicule, but it’s time to embrace the jokes. When it comes to a hot-pink boost of self-confidence, Keyboard for Blondes may do the trick! These all pink keyboards swap out standard keys with funnier, silly key names. The backspace key now says “Oops!” and the entire row of function keys spells out USELESS KEYS. Hit the “$” sign and you get the sound of a cash register clinking! Blondes can even get a little technical and use special keys that type out “OMG,” “ALI” (Absolutely Love It!) or “XOXO.” My favorite? The caps lock key now says: “Warning! size XXL letters.” This fully functional keyboard sells for $49.95 and is compatible with Mac, Windows and Linux.
Thanks to Geekologie for the tip!
“Stop With the Fan Mail, Will Ya? Peace Out.”
As much as I love Ringo Starr, everybody knows that the former Beatles’ drummer – despite being one of the wealthiest, most successful and most popular musicians in the history of world – is generally the butt of all Beatles-related jokes. That’s likely due to the widely perpetuated style of humor known as the “Drummer Joke” and the easily-dispelled-but-still-fun myth that the drummer in every band is retarded. We all know that isn’t true, and that the drummer is in fact the most important member of the band. Plus Ringo is actually a bad ass on the kit.
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In celebration of one of my very favorite days to play awesome pranks on unsuspecting victims friends, have fun browsing through Museum of Hoaxes Top 100 Best April Fools Day Hoaxes of All Time . My favorites are Burger King’s invention of the “Left-Handed Whopper” and the one where Alabama announces they’ve changed the value of Pi.
In light of the recent, highly controversial wardrobe debacle involving MIT student Star Simpson, I invite you to tempt fate on your next trip to the airport by wearing one of these staggeringly hilarious slogan T Shirts from Shirts On A Plane. I’m ordering one in time for my trip home for the holidays!
Update: Sadly, Shirts On A Plane is Now Offline
