Yeah, That About Says It
I try to avoid getting political on this blog, because I am all about The Rock, but Ann Coulter really makes me wish that I had an iron fist so I could smash her stupid face in. The only thing scarier and more vile than this conservative nutjob freakshow are the idiots and morons who think this woman even has the ability to talk sense.
Continue reading Retard of the Year: Ann Coulter!
Back in March of last year, my friend and fellow rock journalist, Nicole, phoned me up to read me an ad she’d just seen somewhere on line. “You’ll never believe this,” she says to me – which is what she always says when she’s about to hip me to something that’s totally ridiculous. “Rolling Stone is looking for writers just out of college to intern at the magazine for some stupid Reality TV Show!
Continue reading Like a Complete Unknown: What it Means to Write for Rolling Stone
I’m a big fan and supporter of Myspace. I appreciate getting the love and props from all my friends of varying degrees just as much as anybody on one of these online networking sites. But let’s face cold hard facts: some things are just getting way out of hand around here and I know I’m not the only one who feels this way.
Continue reading What Not to Leave as a Comment on My Myspace Page (A Brief Rant)
I recently received an unsolicited email from a guy named Frank Gray (aka Frankie Tee, represented above by the best I Am A Tool Meme I could find on the inter webs) who is a musician in NYC specializing in the saxophone. Frank recently wrote me an obscenely vulgar hate mail that was typed ALL IN CAPS (signifying great eloquence and small penis syndrome ). I deleted it because it was so horrifying, but now I wish I had kept it, to print here verbatim. Frank didn’t sign his email, but all I had to do was Google his email address (duh) to bring up his Geocities Website, which is now offline. Tool.
Continue reading Tool of the Month: Frankie Gray!
