The website where I found this unique item, It’s Pink UK, calls it a Pink Fish Massager, but I think all us adults here know what “massager” is really a euphemism for (wink wink). It’s described further as “Quiet and powerful! Waterproof fun for everyone!” the Pink Fish Massager can be yours for only 16.99 GBS or about $25. Worth every penny, I’d wager.
Joan, Roger, Don and Betty in their Barbie-fied State (Click to Image Enlarge)
This news is mind-blowing on so many levels, I can hardly think where to begin, but basically what’s happening is that Mattel Toys has officially licensed characters from the best TV show ever in the Universe of all time, Mad Men to become limited-edition, collectible Barbie and Ken dolls. You can read all about the Mad Men Barbies at This Link, but first I would like to point out my personal-favorite few sentences of the entire article:
Continue reading Yes, It Exists: Mad Men Barbies!
“I Am Still Funnier Than Jay Leno!”
Conan may have officially left the Tonight Show, but you still have five more days to visit eBay.com and bid on your chance to own this one-of-a-kind Handmade Conan O’Brien Plush Doll, made by Laura Granlund of inTIMIDnation.com. Plush Conan stands approximately 22-inches tall and is constructed from all natural fabrics. He’s really cute!
It is no secret that Michelle Obama, this country’s First Lady, kicks some serious ass. I just love her. If I had a daughter I would so totally be buying her this super stylish Michelle Obama action figure doll – which is 6″ tall and has six points of articulation – for the holidays. Always on the cutting edge of fashion, Michelle can be purchased in three different color dresses, including Purple, Black and White, and a Red and Black dress based on the unforgettable outfit Michelle wore on Election Night 2008 (I wish I had her upper arms)! Available from JailBreak Toys for only $12.99! Preorder now for shipping November 30th!
Here on the Rad Blog we are quite fond of discovering unusual and fucked up plush toys, and this one is no exception: the Hello Kitty Sushi Plush! So twisted, and yet so adorable. Just look at that little Hello Kitty head attached to the tiny plush piece of fake sushi. I could squeal. This near crime against nature comes in three styles and, according to the packaging, can be purchased from Toys R Us stores for just $7.99. What a bargain!
Thanks to Hello Kitty Hell for the tip!
