Wow, it’s hard to believe that Worleygig.com has been infecting the web with excessive Radness for five whole years as of June 10th, 2008! And yet, it’s true! Thanks to everybody who reads this thing for your support over the past half decade, and please be assured that we will continue to rock the party as best we can for another five decades into the future!
In light of the recent, highly controversial wardrobe debacle involving MIT student Star Simpson, I invite you to tempt fate on your next trip to the airport by wearing one of these staggeringly hilarious slogan T Shirts from Shirts On A Plane. I’m ordering one in time for my trip home for the holidays!
Update: Sadly, Shirts On A Plane is Now Offline
Do you know about this website, Chuck Norris Facts? It is the most hilarious thing. One of my co-workers turned me on to the site today after I asked him why a bunch of perplexing oneliners about Chuck Norris and the World of High Finance included in an email making the rounds here in the office were even funny. Then he sent me a bunch of links to Wikipedia and shit to explain it to me. Because apparently I am “Out of the Loop” on this.
Here are some examples of Chuck Norris Facts:
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
I’m all about giving credit where credit is due. So I’d like to take a few minutes out of my very not- that-busy Friday to acknowledge the two websites that have consistently been the top link referrers to Worleygig.com all year: OMG Blog and DOMAI (Dirty Old Men Association International). These two sites have their own special way of rocking. Continue reading Gay Men and Naked Chicks Love The Worley Gig!
Death of a Website Guestbook: 2003-2006
It is with a not-that-heavy heart that I am announcing the recent death of my Guest Book. After spending too much time, several times a day, cleaning out innumerable spam messages for such can’t-live-without-it items as Texas Hold’ Em Gambling Websites, Viagra, “David’s Prom Dresses” and Cialis, I decided it would be in the best interest of my right wrist to close the Guest Book to new comments. No one had left a new message in six months anyway. Words of faint praise and clever communications can still be sent to me directly or left on my FaceBook Fan Page.