“Nothing’s Gonna Change My World…”
Yesterday Nicole and I went to see the new Beatles’ movie musical Across the Universe, which is weak on plot but still highly recommended if you love The Beatles and have a handful of magic mushrooms laying around.
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Random Thoughts on Last Night’s Survivor Debut
Well, Survivor China got off to a roaring start last night and it looks like this season is going to be another good one. I can already see at least a few potential arrogant drama queens ready to make this a very entertaining twelve weeks. Continue reading Random Thoughts on Last Night’s Survivor Debut
Countdown to Survivor China!
Outwit Outplay Outlast
It’s completely retarded how excited I get for each season’s Survivor premiere, the latest of which is tomorrow night at 8:00 PM on CBS! Woo Hoo! The show is heading to China this time around, and as usual there are some new twists to the game — kidnapping being one of them. In addition, each castaway was given a copy of Sun Tzu’s The Art of War to read. It should be interesting to see how this guide to warfare will inform the game. In case you were concerned about “the curse of the Car Reward,” there will be no car giveaway this season, though the hidden immunity idol is still in play. I’m hoping that there are at least a couple of castaways who are major assholes – like Leesi and Rocky from last season – just to keep it interesting, but please god, let there be no boring “Exile Island” drama, because that shit is so played. Be assured that every Thursday at 8:00 PM, my friend and fellow Surivor fan, Tracy and I will be glued to the set for the all mud-slinging (literal and figurative) that they can dish out!
Survivor!
Survivor China Cast!
Website of the Week: ChuckNorrisfacts.com
Do you know about this website, Chuck Norris Facts? It is the most hilarious thing. One of my co-workers turned me on to the site today after I asked him why a bunch of perplexing oneliners about Chuck Norris and the World of High Finance included in an email making the rounds here in the office were even funny. Then he sent me a bunch of links to Wikipedia and shit to explain it to me. Because apparently I am “Out of the Loop” on this.
Here are some examples of Chuck Norris Facts:
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Quote Of The Day from Jim Halpert
“If you, like, analyze why certain people end up with certain other people, it’ll make you want to kill yourself.”
— Jim from The Office