Good luck on your journey Dan. May you build beautiful things in heaven as you built beautiful things on earth.
Banana Guard: It’s Not What You Think It Is

Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter
The object(s) pictured above are neither colorful boomerangs nor futuristic cell phones nor exotic implements of extreme pleasure. They are, in fact, *Banana Guards, created and distributed by the clever, banana-loving peeps at Banana Guard Dot Com. The Banana Guard was invented solely for the purpose of protecting the delicious-but-easily-bruised yellow fruit while in transit. How awesome.
Visit the website to find out where you can buy one of your very own.
(*Thanks to Frank for turning me on to the Banana Guard.)
Seeing The Light at the End of the Longest Tunnel Ever
In light of “Boy Sex Gate” and various new revelations that further reveal what a fucking joke the current administration is, I have been pretty excited and hopeful for widespread enlightenment that might just lead to a Democratic victory everywhere come next Tuesday (I mean, a girl can dream). Fueling that hope, here’s what John Kerry Said today:
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Gail and Friends Celebrate Halloween!

Ben, Tracy and Gail are “The Desperate Housewives”!
Right now it’s about 70 degrees out on the streets of New York City, so it doesn’t feel much like Halloween. Though on my way home I did have to wade through a sea of ankle-biters and pre-schoolers all dressed-up like little Vampires and Pea-Pods on a mission to do some serious Trick or Treating at the neighborhood bodegas all along 14th Street, so that was kind of scary. Happy Halloween, Everybody!


