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Pink Thing of The Day: Pink iPig Speakal

Pink iPig Speakal
“Oink”

Geezus god, how cute is this pink iPig Speakal– an iPod docking station with speakers, that looks like a tiny pig!? Really fucking cute, is how cute. Want.

What the Hell is Up with American Apparel and Their $6 Scrunchies?

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Cheap Scrunchies Rule, OK

I realize that wearing a scrunchie in the hair is verboten in accepted fashion circles. But fuck that: I have very long hair that needs to be tied up on my daily commute through the PATH train wind tunnels, or if I am in any kind of breeze at all, otherwise I’ve got my hair flying all over the place and sticking to my lipstick and all kinds of unacceptableness. So, the scrunchie is pretty much a part of my daily accessorizing ritual, as it keeps the hair tied back neatly while adding a little splash of color to whatever outfit I am wearing.

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Bacon Thing of the Day: Bacon iPod Shuffle Case!

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Bacon Bits

My co-worker Mark sent me this link to a Bacon iPod Shuffle Case, which is handmade by a Bacon-loving Etsy artist and sells for just $19 plus $4 shipping! What a bargain to keep your Tunes warm and toasty.

Thanks to Mark Tortora for the tip!
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Bacon Thing of the Day: Bacon Watch!


Hear it Sizzle

Any time is Bacon time with this fashionable Bacon Watch! From Archee McPhee, “the irresistible allure of bacon has crossed over into the world of fashion! Each watch has a 1-1/8″ (2.9 cm) round clock face and straps that look like delicious slices of bacon. Vinyl strap, metal casing. Batteries included; fits most adult wrists. Makes a great gift for your Valentine at just $24.95!

Pink Thing of the Day: Keyboard for Blondes!

Here is something else I would like to receive as a gift for the holidays, the Keyboard for Blondes! Blondes have suffered decades of ridicule, but it’s time to embrace the jokes. When it comes to a hot-pink boost of self-confidence, Keyboard for Blondes may do the trick! These all pink keyboards swap out standard keys with funnier, silly key names. The backspace key now says “Oops!” and the entire row of function keys spells out USELESS KEYS. Hit the “$” sign and you get the sound of a cash register clinking! Blondes can even get a little technical and use special keys that type out “OMG,” “ALI” (Absolutely Love It!) or “XOXO.” My favorite? The caps lock key now says: “Warning! size XXL letters.” This fully functional keyboard sells for $49.95 and is compatible with Mac, Windows and Linux.

Thanks to Geekologie for the tip!