Sometimes a product doesn’t need a clever explanation — it just needs a name that makes you say OMG! Case in point: Fuckin’ Soap by Rude Dude Fragrances. Spotted in the wild at NY Now, this bar of soap comes in a surprisingly glam package: a black box with silver lettering and silver borders that gives it a sleek, almost luxurious look. It reminds of a matchbook you’d find in a downtown nightclub back in the eighties. Then you notice the name. Fuckin Soap. The bar itself carries the same unapologetic name, embossed right across the front. It’s soap, it’s irreverent, it’s a little bit glam, and it gets the job done. Most importantly, it exists!
Do you have a small child in your home, and, if so, does he or she hate getting in the bath? Based on the variety of designated “bath toys” I see at gift shows like NY Now, it’s apparent that the playing of bath-time games may be required in order to complete this daily cleaning ritual. Because kids. Continue reading Shark Attack Bath Sponge!→
Dark Like My Heart Bath Bombs is a product from UK-based novelty gift company Gift Republic, who definitely make some fun products. These fragrant bath bombs for the Goth on your gift list look silver in the photo, but that is just glare bouncing off the packaging. They are actually a charcoal grey color and are meant to turn your bath water black. If you are curious about what it would be like to bathe in black water, check out what users are saying about this product on Amazon!
It’s too bad that I couldn’t wait for Halloween – which is understandable, being as it’s more that ten months away — to post this very creepy Cherry-scented Shower Gel disguised as a gruesome bag of blood.
