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Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up. The story that I’m sure you’re all dying to read, which sounds very much like a script by Quentin Tarantino can be found Here.
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Happy Birthday, Rick Derringer!
Guitarist Rick Derringer, who wrote and recorded “Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo” – one of my top five favorite songs of all time – turns 62 today, having been born on August 5th in 1947! Derringer (who also played with The McCoys, The Edgar Winter Group, and on a couple of album tracks by the original Alice Cooper band) was such a pretty boy way back in the day (like, seriously: pretty enough to be a girl). Sadly, he’s succumbed to at least one botched face lift in the recent past, giving him that Joan Rivers/Saran Wrap Face look that just does not rock in any way. Why can’t people just age gracefully?
Single Most Hilarious Quote About Madonna I Have Ever Read
Madonna as She Appeared in the 1985 Movie, Desperately Seeking Susan
“Madonna in 2009 looks like a leather sack stretched tightly over a homemade sculpture of a Velociraptor made out of broken sticks, chicken bones and Terminator parts. But this was not always the case! She used to be a human woman, with soft skin and actual hair and a face and everything.
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Coca-Cola Can Collection!
Coke is the Real Thing
Given a choice, I’ll always choose Coke over Pepsi, and I especially have a fondness for Coke collectibles and memorabilia, of which I have a tiny collection. So I was especially attracted to the website Cola Plaza, run by Xander – an avid collector of Coca-Cola cans, bottles and other Coke related memorabilia whose collection of over 8,000 different Coke cans is really quite impressive.
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This Woman Has the World’s Biggest Fake Breasts
There can’t possibly be any sane explanation for making yourself look like this. I’m actually speechless.
A picture of the same woman, pre-freakish self-mutilation, can be viewed below.
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