Tag Archives: top ten list

Ten Random Complaints That I Have Right Now

 

1.      Daylight Saving Time is Evil.

 

2.      Coach on Survivor is a complete Tool and needs to be killed by a rare tropical disease.

 

3.      Day job is trying to keep me from using the coffee milk for my morning cereal.

 

4.      It takes me one bus and three trains to get to work now (but I just pretend to hate it).

 

5.      People let their dogs pee and poop too close to my front door.

 

6.      Upstairs neighbors make too much noise.

 

7.      My elbow hurts.

 

8.      Too many changes to the internal phone list.

 

9.      No McDonalds or Taco Bell near the new office.

 

10.   Not enough time to write clever blog posts.

Gail’s Top Ten Favorite CDs of 2008!

2008 wasn’t the worst year for music. I managed to find ten CDs I really like. These are them.

Gail’s Top Ten Favorite CDs of 2008

1.    MGMT, Oracular Spectacular

2.    Sloan, Parallel Play

3.    Hugh Cornwell, Hoover Dam

4.    Weezer, The Red Album


5.    The Verve, Forth


6.    Secret Machines

7.    Bigelf, Cheat the Gallows

8.    Robert Pollard is Off to Business

9.    Starflyer 59, Dial M

10.    Opeth, Watershed

Gail and Sue’s Rad Saturday Night Live Adventure

snl logo

 “Live from New York…”

Over the weekend, I hosted a visit by my very best friend from college, a totally Rad lady named Sue. Sue has connections in the television industry and, thanks to a few pulled strings, we ended up with last minute most-coveted tickets to see this weekend’s taping of Saturday Night Live. While I am not the biggest fanatic of that show, it has been pretty consistently good for the past year, and those Sarah Palin jokes just never get old. We had to arrive at the NBC studios by 10:00 PM to wait online and were completely soaked to the bone by the freak rainstorm that hit just as we left the house, but despite being exhausted and having to sit in wet clothes, we had a blast.

Here’s my Top Ten List of cool stuff about our Rad SNL Adventure!

  1. Some guy in line was talking about how he’d waited 20 years to get tickets to a taping. We waited only one day! Yay!
  2. We saw comedian Eddie Izzard in line! This is significant because the last time Sue visited me in NYC we had front row tickets to see Izzard live at Town Hall. So that was crazy.
  3. Jenna Fischer from The Office – my favorite non-reality TV show – was sitting two rows in front of us! In person she is a gazillion times prettier than she is on the show. I love her.
  4. It was so cool to see the displays of costumes from characters made famous by the show, and the amazing retrospective of black and white photos from every season of SNL since the beginning that line the walls of the studio’s exterior. Nostalgic!
  5. Host Jon Hamm of Mad Men is so hot and very funny! How he kept a straight face during some of those skits is beyond me.
  6. Michelle and Barack Obama Variety Show, featuring Bill Clinton singing “Don’t You Forget About Me.”
  7. Cold Play performed four songs to fill the time gap created by the skits they had to cut because Amy Poehler went into labor on Friday.
  8. Jon Hamm’s John Ham: “If it feels like a slice of ham, don’t wipe your ass with it.”
  9. “Don Draper’s Guide on How to Pick Up Women” – hilarious!
  10. Andy Samberg’s “Rasta Man” digital short.

Top Ten Positive Side Effects of Soaring Gas Prices!

High Gas Prices

I think the happiest moment of my life so far happened when I moved to New York City in 1988. Not just because NYC is the Center of the Universe – and that’s where I want to be – but because moving from Southern California meant I could sell my piece of shit car and never drive again! Hurray! But even though I’ve long gone the way of the mass transit whore and my monthly commute is only $83, I’m not really able to enjoy a good, old-fashioned gloating fest. Because when oil prices go up, everything goes to shit. But I like to think positively and look on the bright side of every crappy situation, so I’ve come up with some benefits of high gas prices for your amusement and edification!

  1. Less car exhaust spewing into the air means lower pollution and a cleaner planet!
  2. Reduced noise from honking horns and dicks that think it’s cool to disturb my quality of life by drag racing up and down 14th street! Continue reading Top Ten Positive Side Effects of Soaring Gas Prices!

Top Ten Cheesey Ass Things About the New Indiana Jones Flick

Indie!
Indiana Jones Lego Figure Not Included

Top Ten Cheesey Ass Things About Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull  

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD! Continue reading Top Ten Cheesey Ass Things About the New Indiana Jones Flick