You need this, because you never know when you’ll need a quick Santa Disguise! The Emergency Santa Kit — with its 10″ long inflatable vinyl beard and Santa hat sized to fit most adult heads — is literally an Instant Santa in a can! Priced at just $11.95, order one for yourself before it’s too late, at This Link!
When only word can truly express your true feelings, pick up (and shake) the F-Word Snow Globe, designed by Nora Ligorano and Marshall Reese! Available in the gift shop at the New Museum of Contemporary Art on Bowery. And there’s even a member discount!
Do I even have to explain why you need this, especially for the office? Now there is a way to shoot down stupid ideas with the style and pizzazz they deserve, with the Fail Button from the NeatoShop. Press the big blue FAIL button and hear the sad trombone sound,”Wa Waa.” Excellent! Get yours now for just $11.95 at This Link!